Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
OhhhNooo
United States
Never forget
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Boulder, United States
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
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rhysfucker 24
Ahhh...memories...
Vidrill 22
And your mother actually agreed to that? That is one progressive wife right there!
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twinkiefeets 17
This is not the first time I've heard of this occurring.
LyraAlluse 25
I knew a guy named Ben Dover. Just think about that for a second. No one else seemed to understand what I found funny about his name. Bad choices parents make; they always seem to start at the name.
buddy51 23
So that explains why you keep waking up in the middle of the night with him stroking your face with his foot whispering "shhhhh, you're all right!"
mdcdeve 10
At least he doesn't stalk you .. Or does he.
GlitterGoddess 6
Damn, How did your mom let that one slip by?
slowlybreakingme 14
Is she also your mother?
ozpunker 20
What's worse? The fact that you were named after her or the fact that your dad used to stalk people.
drizzy11 18
So OP, what's your name?
stanjohnson 11
More like F your Mother's life.
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
"Make sure you make good grades this semester son, oh and by the way, I named you after this chick I was madly inlove. I used to follow that bitch EVERYWHERE.....EVERYWHERE..."