Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Never forget
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
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rhysfucker 24
Ahhh...memories...
Vidrill 22
And your mother actually agreed to that? That is one progressive wife right there!
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Comments (66)
xoxdezi 8
Zccc
pedinhuh 23
Hey, Jololol is not a bad name at all....
iriss_fml 12
I wonder how your mom feels knowing that everytime he says your name he's thinking of her .
Peppyoctopus 13
At least your not named after your moms maiden name
zojieeu 6
I love that movie
packers_99 3
That ******* sucks... Lolol
amiewithaj 13
Haven't you seen Guilt Trip? It's a loving gesture!
Iloveyoualexis 7
Make sure to find her and tell her your father named you after her. I'm sure she'd get a kick out of that bhahahha.
freshko21 6
Sarah?
fluffycatsdad 33
Could be worse. I know someone whose dad named her 'Amber' because it's the colour of beer.