Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
OhhhNooo
United States
Never forget
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Boulder, United States
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
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rhysfucker 24
Ahhh...memories...
Vidrill 22
And your mother actually agreed to that? That is one progressive wife right there!
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laughmaster 9
What did your mom say??
roachyroo 5
My cousin named both of his kids after **** stars.
twinkiefeets 17
Please please please tell me what he named them.
EpicSquishii 21
You know now that you'll always be the favorite of his offspring. Silver lining to the creeper-cloud that is your family.
ReesePnutCup 3
*silence* WHAT!! That disturbing in so many levels
RedPillSucks 33
Wonder if that's better than being named after cars he covets Come on Porsche, Mercedes or cars he actually owns Come on Chevette, Pinto
ragini95 16
first loves and hormones.
jackaced 7
I'm sure he doesn't stalk her anymore...
whatafuckup 14
jololol?
hurley12 30
How does your mom feel about that?
UnluckyGenius 21
Oh, how romantic!