Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Never forget
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
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rhysfucker 24
Ahhh...memories...
Vidrill 22
And your mother actually agreed to that? That is one progressive wife right there!
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Comments (66)
groovycrazyjoe 18
guess he use your name as a reminder
jem970 19
Have you seen the movie the Guilt Trip OP? The mom said you name your kids after someone special in your life sometimes. You just happened to be named after the girl your dad was crazy (literally) over.
mattlw 25
At least you weren't named after the guy that your dad used to stalk. Right? Because that would be terrible. *crickets Just down vote me already.
emmingle 24
how does someone deserve this?
phorn84 13
That's the first thing that went through my mind. So far 467 people said OP deserved it, because a newborn clearly has a hand in choosing his/her own name.
SatansBiggestFan 4
so.. how's the snow?
teh3pictroll 8
Except from goo from foster's home for imaginary friends.
noelasis94 18
Disturbing but funny, now it's time you become a reality tv star.
noreallywhat 17
this right here this is why I pay my internet bill on time I do not want to miss stuff like this
lilmisslovely13 15
Cool story bro.
TheShadyMilkman 15
Hey it's only illegal if you get caught right? All the same there is paperwork at the courthouse that will help you change your name so you don't get your dad convicted....
Myo_fml 20
Found*
theMISSFOXX 10
Lol maybe your mom liked the name
LennyComa 39
Stalked......yup read that right.....ok, your dad needs a slap