It means he cares

By Anonymous - 26/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Roselle

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend jerked off more times than he called me when I was out of town for 4 days. Me: 0; porn: 2. FML
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phybreawptic 13

1. Did you come home and quiz him about masturbation? 2. Your phone make outgoing calls?

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Plop 17

Wow, twice in 4 days? Call the priest, your guy's a sex-crazed maniac!!! Or, you know, stop whining about his masturbatory habits when you're not even around, and be proactive in your relationship. And it was just 4 days, not 4 months.

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Nikki 17

In fairness, you can jerk off much quicker than a phone call and it’s much more enjoyable

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Plop 17

Yeah, never had my ear burning after jerking off!

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phybreawptic 13

1. Did you come home and quiz him about masturbation? 2. Your phone make outgoing calls?

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Plop 17

Wow, twice in 4 days? Call the priest, your guy's a sex-crazed maniac!!! Or, you know, stop whining about his masturbatory habits when you're not even around, and be proactive in your relationship. And it was just 4 days, not 4 months.

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2deployments1divorce 11

Oh you two talk on the phone frequently when he is in town?

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RichardPencil 30

Either he's old or way under-reporting his wank stats.

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Jonkbaby 22

Why were you out of town? He may have assumed you were doing your thing and didnt want to bother

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LP13413 8

And those are just the two times he's told you about. But hey, look at it this way, it's better he's doing that than sneaking around.

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