Health: Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great...

By oncehipjr - 03/10/2014 19:04 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

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By swollenpenis - 25/01/2013 06:11 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML

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By Unlucky - 19/12/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - Bagworth

Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 23:01

Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

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By Enanimus - 25/09/2015 18:45 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML

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By ohgodwhyfml - 28/11/2015 14:32 - United States - Danbury

Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

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By Foxy - 10/01/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2019 12:00 - United States - Arcade

Today, I woke up with a horrible UTI after having sex with my fiance the night before. I went to an urgent care to get antibiotics as my primary is closed. Turns out, I'm allergic to condom lubricant. Now everytime I pee, It not only burns, but smells like a nasty condom... FML

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By not getting any - 31/03/2020 08:00

Today, I’m allergic to all forms of hormonal birth control, and due to the virus outbreak, I can’t get my implant replaced. We’re in quarantine, and my boyfriend and I just used our last condom. It’s going to be a long couple of weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 15:32 - United States - Acton

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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catalina16 6

Friday 3 October 2014 23:35

There's more than one type of condom material out there

ksks1234 33

Friday 3 October 2014 23:35

She is allergic to ALL forms of birth control?

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geekgirl72494 8

Saturday 4 October 2014 2:58

They make non latex condoms. That's how I found out I had a latex allergy. They're not expensive either.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 4 October 2014 3:10

That's okay you can still dine in at the Y.

mustangbravo 27

Saturday 4 October 2014 3:21

Bareback!

bsmallz3 12

Saturday 4 October 2014 3:43

pull out

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 October 2014 3:50

Latex free condoms....

creneed 3

Saturday 4 October 2014 7:07

it might not be just a latex allergy. mine wasn't.

xbaconator9000x 16

Saturday 4 October 2014 3:56

Use "Latex Free" condoms!

nlow79 3

Saturday 4 October 2014 4:08

vasectomy?

hanikayy 15

Saturday 4 October 2014 4:23

Spermicide?

BiNeko 12

Saturday 4 October 2014 4:29

The universe gave you a sign.

corleon198425 22

Saturday 4 October 2014 4:38

just pull out a few minutes before you bust..

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Today, I found out my postpartum pain is indeed because of a cyst. No, my doctors can’t drain it and relive the pain because of scar tissue. And yes, it hurts around my lady bits and in my butthole, because the cyst wraps around everything. It’s either wait it out in extreme pain or surgery. FML

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