Health: Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and... - FML

By Dandruff - 24/05/2010 16:14 - France

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

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By Andrew7847 - 22/04/2012 05:24 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

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By Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML

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By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 19:12

Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 14:16 - Australia - Sandringham

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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Face the facts

By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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RobotStrut 7

Monday 24 May 2010 19:26

i'm sorry that's humiliating. selsun blue?

hotdyegrl 0

Monday 24 May 2010 19:28

yeah, well... I mean she didn't have to be an ass about it...**** her

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rachelleg 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:48

hate bitches like that never mind tho u can sort ur issue there's no cure for people like her....

jplumbob 4

Monday 24 May 2010 20:54

its funny that they mod prople saying first but do nothing about others jacking the thread so their comment is at the top.

garrettgoshorn 0

Monday 24 May 2010 21:04

I know I know. but don't hate me. FIRST!(:

garrettgoshorn 0

Monday 24 May 2010 21:08

wow. it didn't load the comments onto my iPod so I though I was. sorry for being an idiot!

Xavi89 0

Monday 24 May 2010 21:12

wow you should have said " hey captain sig ( captain from the deadliest catch) must be in town because he is looking for those crab pots he put next to you pu$&y!!!

cbr600_fml 0

Monday 24 May 2010 21:17

who cares Op she sounds like a bitch

ZTB13 4

Monday 24 May 2010 22:18

no **** but I'm kinda fasinated by that tat....

kitkat427 0

Monday 24 May 2010 22:45

42- I like u tattoo too :)

Honesty4U 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 9:14

What ever happened to tattoos being something meaningful and not just something to show off? I can cover all of my tattoos without a burka. Most people are actually surprised when they find out how many I have. And no, they're not on my chest, ass or vag. (FYI not saying the spider thing can't be meaningful but taking pics like that to put on the Internet for random strangers to see doesn't seem like it's a private meaningful thing to me)

JokeMeister 0

Monday 24 May 2010 21:38

Could it really be that bad and noone noticed before? YDI, you must have a mirror.

iheartchapman 0

Monday 24 May 2010 21:42

Grosssss! Fix that shit!

lemonzone25 17

Monday 24 May 2010 22:05

Awww shit I have dandruff too. I use T-Gell. Seriously, it works better than that other crap that claims to fix dandruff problems but doesn't really.

lemonzone25 17

Monday 24 May 2010 22:11

Another thing-you might have dandruff but she's got a mangina with herpies bumps all over.

kitkat427 0

Monday 24 May 2010 22:35

win ^ :)

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