Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
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RobotStrut 7
i'm sorry that's humiliating. selsun blue?
hotdyegrl 0
yeah, well... I mean she didn't have to be an ass about it...**** her
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Comments (107)
rachelleg 0
hate bitches like that never mind tho u can sort ur issue there's no cure for people like her....
jplumbob 4
its funny that they mod prople saying first but do nothing about others jacking the thread so their comment is at the top.
garrettgoshorn 0
I know I know. but don't hate me. FIRST!(:
garrettgoshorn 0
wow. it didn't load the comments onto my iPod so I though I was. sorry for being an idiot!
Xavi89 0
wow you should have said " hey captain sig ( captain from the deadliest catch) must be in town because he is looking for those crab pots he put next to you pu$&y!!!
cbr600_fml 0
who cares Op she sounds like a bitch
ZTB13 4
no **** but I'm kinda fasinated by that tat....
kitkat427 0
42- I like u tattoo too :)
Honesty4U 0
What ever happened to tattoos being something meaningful and not just something to show off? I can cover all of my tattoos without a burka. Most people are actually surprised when they find out how many I have. And no, they're not on my chest, ass or vag. (FYI not saying the spider thing can't be meaningful but taking pics like that to put on the Internet for random strangers to see doesn't seem like it's a private meaningful thing to me)
JokeMeister 0
Could it really be that bad and noone noticed before? YDI, you must have a mirror.
iheartchapman 0
Grosssss! Fix that shit!
lemonzone25 17
Awww shit I have dandruff too. I use T-Gell. Seriously, it works better than that other crap that claims to fix dandruff problems but doesn't really.
lemonzone25 17
Another thing-you might have dandruff but she's got a mangina with herpies bumps all over.
kitkat427 0
win ^ :)