Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
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RobotStrut 7
i'm sorry that's humiliating. selsun blue?
hotdyegrl 0
yeah, well... I mean she didn't have to be an ass about it...**** her
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Comments (107)
woopsy 0
I highly dought someone would say that about you unless their middle school kids or are very immature. Anyways alot of people have dandruff, its no biggie but u just have to learn to manage it and most shampoos DONT work so thats the annoying part, expecialy if you have long hair. Ohh but hey, it could be worse... you could have licelol. (pardon my spelling)
ijustatecoldwaff 0
better than your girlfriend finding it somewhere else after an episode...
24788 7
So, roughly 3 billion other chicks walk this Earth. Find some
kitkat427 0
Yes... she's not your type OP.
l3allin_all_day 0
dandruff shampoo
bookyourfaces 0
You have been touched by the snowman, young grasshopper.
generalcheif123 0
ah that sux happened to me I was in school and a hot girl said dandruff under her breath wen she walked past
metalmaiden 0
You should have been like "ITS A BLIZZARD!!!" and thrown your dandruff on them.
mrpastisman_fml 0
FYL for having dandruff, but this FML looks a bit fake... I can't really imagine someone walking in the street, stopping and randomly criticising your hair (except, of course, if that person is drunk...)
nivri 0
trust me it happens specially when u live in bullshit Mississippi ;P
metalmaiden 0
You should have said "ITS A BLIZZARD OUT HERE!!!" Ran around them like a madman shaking your dandruff on them. Then walk away like nothing happened. **** anti flood.
smiley_ily 0
aww, it's okay. everyone goes through something bad. and it's not even that bad. just ignore other comments. lol @7