Health: Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and... - FML

By Dandruff - 24/05/2010 16:14 - France

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

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By Andrew7847 - 22/04/2012 05:24 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

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By Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML

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By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 19:12

Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 14:16 - Australia - Sandringham

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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Face the facts

By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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RobotStrut 7

Monday 24 May 2010 19:26

i'm sorry that's humiliating. selsun blue?

hotdyegrl 0

Monday 24 May 2010 19:28

yeah, well... I mean she didn't have to be an ass about it...**** her

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froggyxo 0

Monday 24 May 2010 22:30

I feel bad for you :)

rotflmmfaoatu 0

Monday 24 May 2010 22:35

yah I had that And an itchy scalp selsum blue works the best.

mapleali 0

Monday 24 May 2010 23:05

you should start a snow festival!XD

fuckyouasshole66 0

Monday 24 May 2010 23:33

haha time to get head & shoulders

sh316 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 1:11

loll aww it'll be okay... at least you're not losing your hair :p you should start using head and shoulders:)

kroms001_fml 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 2:49

you should gave told her you would give her face an early christmas and that you would include a pearl necklace.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 25 May 2010 3:24

Well, at least it wasn't someone you see everyday. Now you know and can do something about it...

Honesty4U 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 9:16

I thought your pic was Shashomoru! And I'm pretty sure I misspelled that…

delaney16 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 4:22

apply for the ace body spray commercial so a bunch of random girls can come and wash ur hair and say statistics while the girls that touched ur dirty hair and somehow ur hair is magiclly all clean with no water and girls just somehow love you even thought they had to get a pig to hunt you down and ohhhhhhh shit. nvm no I know y they have the whole "this is just a dramatization" ok ya ****fail****

Trixies100 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 4:28

well now you know so ur not walking around with it in ur hair and you can do something about it

hazelkee 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 4:50

awww I'm sorry

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