Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
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RobotStrut 7
i'm sorry that's humiliating. selsun blue?
hotdyegrl 0
yeah, well... I mean she didn't have to be an ass about it...**** her
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Comments (107)
jeepy_fml 4
LOL ask the girls if she wants an early xmas present
fallingstarsxox 8
Ugh forget her she's a bitch ass I hate people like that
Nwthatzfunny 9
suckz
vicki1000 8
wow! that really sucks but you have to admit that it is kinda funny
hcheetahxo 1
Use tea tree by paul mitchell. But no offense how can you not notice?
jamilla97 5
It's CHRISTmas not Xmas. Dont x out Christ.
yogima 6
Found out? You must be kinda blind and your scalp must be kinda numb. But dude, that sucks.
duma191 21
she said Xmas instead of Christmas. that makes me sad. political correctness has won.