Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I found out my long distance girlfriend gave me chlamydia, after I spent $1k to fly her out for a week. I paid for an STD delivery. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
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garadan1 18
Ouch.. Sorry Op! Time to get a new girl?
Black_Ink 20
Why shouldn't you eat your girlfriend's peas? Because they are herpes
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Kade Marquez 7
gave you an STD and cheated on you! E X P O S E H E R