Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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garadan1 18
Ouch.. Sorry Op! Time to get a new girl?
Black_Ink 20
Why shouldn't you eat your girlfriend's peas? Because they are herpes
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Comments (137)
Ironmayhem 22
plot twist- you had the std and gave it to her...
Morning_fml 22
Funny how the truth comes out, huh?
Bryanb1306 13
PLOT TWIST: He actually gave it to his girl.
swedeNix 13
Time to ditch the bitch
mrrudy1972 3
and I bet she blamed you
bombielol 20
that's awful op I'm so sorry what a dirty ho*):
ShitHappen_fml 15
I feel sorry for you
DragonConqueror 11
Maybe you weren't....
kellyem2 20
Depends on the STD. Some of them can get picked up from places like public bathrooms without having sex. Either way, I hope you've got something that will go away with a few rounds of meds.
Axel5238 29
Depends, she may have had it before and it hadn't shown up yet on any tests before she started dating OP. Used to work in a hospital and my ex in an STD testing center. Lots of people tend to sleep around before they officially start dating someone officially bf/gf only to find out later they got something from a "hook up" or a friend with benefits. So it can and does happen fairly frequently.