Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
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Today, I've had a shitty day and everything at work went tits up. I thought it'd get better when I get home but no, I smashed my fingers with my car door and now it hurts like hell, and my shitty day had just got even worse. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
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WolfsScar 15
The more you know....
jake_braves 25
I'm sorry OP, I've been there. When I was four I had a door slammed on my pinky finger. Had to go to the ER and get stitches. Not fun. Hope it heals quickly!
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Comments (55)
StratiusCryo 2
At least you didn't break three fingers and shatter one and have to get stitches too.
MrNightmare 8
Been there, done that. Hurts like hell.
LeonDaRealProfi 6
thats why you should by a bycicle
trumpet27 1
You sound really pissed in that FML . Sucks
DLBL 23
This happens to most people once in their lives.