Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've had a shitty day and everything at work went tits up. I thought it'd get better when I get home but no, I smashed my fingers with my car door and now it hurts like hell, and my shitty day had just got even worse. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
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WolfsScar 15
The more you know....
jake_braves 25
I'm sorry OP, I've been there. When I was four I had a door slammed on my pinky finger. Had to go to the ER and get stitches. Not fun. Hope it heals quickly!
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Comments (55)
tonyfan00 38
Once had my head accidentally slammed by the trunk of a car. Left a good painful soot on my head for some time...breaking fingers is extremely cringe-worthy just READING about it. FYL indeed, OP.
west546 13
Girls like scares
militarybrat 21
*scars and broken fingers dont give scars unless its a compound fracture.
villetf 11
When my teacher was in the army, his fingers literally got chopped off when that happened with an armed vehicle. FYL anyways
oliviadanjou99 15
I've done that before, it's horrible
livilivi6177 9
Please, it's not that bad. That happened to me in middle school, and I played my flute in the concert two days later by using alternative fingerings for the notes that needed the bad fingers. Farm girls find a way ?
The_Suspect 2
I guess you could say that you typed that with one hand ;)
asakadelis 7
That's surprising.
Britt125 16
I know the feeling, it hurts like hell. Sorry OP, FYL. I hope you heal quickly.
logan_k22 5
My dad had part of his finger cut off in a van door when he was ten.
Railroader 16
It's a crushing feeling