Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
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Today, I've had a shitty day and everything at work went tits up. I thought it'd get better when I get home but no, I smashed my fingers with my car door and now it hurts like hell, and my shitty day had just got even worse. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
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WolfsScar 15
The more you know....
jake_braves 25
I'm sorry OP, I've been there. When I was four I had a door slammed on my pinky finger. Had to go to the ER and get stitches. Not fun. Hope it heals quickly!
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Comments (55)
Xion0014 20
Something similar happened to someone i know. They broke all four fingers where the joints bend. I hope you're okay after going to the hospital !
dakatabg 31
Ouch
raym1900 3
you can say it was a "smashing " experience
DomDomDima 11
That happened to me in the summer, somehow I slammed it on myself.
becca1998 22
Great way to start the new year right haha? (Btw sarcasm)
SecundusSecunda 27
Bad sarcasm is bad
captainsmegma 12
It's painful to remind you not to do it again.
chasebeck1921 12
I have done that to my brother 1 time but twice by rolling up the window on his finger
bnbhimp 10
Gonna be giving himself a stranger for a while.
bl3ur0z3 17
Ouch! Been there, done that. In fact, it was the night I found out I was pregnant with my oldest son. News came a little earlier than it would have without that hospital visit, making the whole night (oh, the pain!) quite memorable.
marcus903 17
I hope you're okay. I once had a regular classroom door slammed on my ring finger. Luckily, it was very minor.