Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
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Today, I've had a shitty day and everything at work went tits up. I thought it'd get better when I get home but no, I smashed my fingers with my car door and now it hurts like hell, and my shitty day had just got even worse. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
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WolfsScar 15
The more you know....
jake_braves 25
I'm sorry OP, I've been there. When I was four I had a door slammed on my pinky finger. Had to go to the ER and get stitches. Not fun. Hope it heals quickly!
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militarybrat 21
Ive only ever jammed my fingers so i cant imagine how bad yours felt. And that hurt pretty ******* bad lol.
EatZombies 10
I remember once I was getting out of the car and my sister closed the door right as my fingers were between the opening. luckily for me, there was a box that got in the way just enough to stop the door right before it slammed onto my fingers. Scared me so bad xD
Cerebral_Origami 5
When I was a kid a teacher came into the classroom and slammed the door my fingers were caught and I had to yell at him to open the door and free my fingers. No broken bones but all my fingernails turned black and fell off.
sneakattacked 21
My brother slammed the car door on my finger and my mom obliviously locked the door in the Walmart parking lot
tbangazak3 7
Ehhh yes! That sucks I know the feel
zaidthunder1 27
I've had my fingers slammed when they were in the hinges of the door. Three of 'em were crunched like fries.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
My dad did that to me when i was like 10, it most certainly was not pleasant i must agree.
EnigmaticSoul 17
I'm sorry to hear that op. When I was younger, my sister and cousin slammed the door shut which my hand happened to be at the time. I moved my hand but still caught 2 fingers in the hinges. They held the door shut thinking I was joking about my hand for about 30 seconds. My dad said my fingers were cartoon flat. Somehow they didn't break though. I hope your hand heals quickly.
momo3p 22
Happened to me when I was 6, fyl
PuppiesKisses 19
Sorry to hear that! Car doors hurt like hell especially wielded by other people. When I was 4 i went to the beach with my family. I was bent over tying my shoe when my whale of a cousin opens the car door full force straight into my forehead. I had a massive welt and was crying bloody murder. I remember my mom and cousin setting me on the trunk and trying to calm me down. I shit you not these words came out of my moms mouth and I'll never forget the "be quiet or people will think we're abusing you" then end of terrible child hood memory.