Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
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Murphy's Law
Today, I've had a shitty day and everything at work went tits up. I thought it'd get better when I get home but no, I smashed my fingers with my car door and now it hurts like hell, and my shitty day had just got even worse. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Ouch!
Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
One-handed typing
Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
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WolfsScar 15
The more you know....
jake_braves 25
I'm sorry OP, I've been there. When I was four I had a door slammed on my pinky finger. Had to go to the ER and get stitches. Not fun. Hope it heals quickly!
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Comments (55)
lilmisscath 19
Haven't done it myself but I did accidentally slam a friend's fingers in the car door. I was so horrified! Still am 20 years later :/
snowkittyyy 18
Totally know how you feel OP! I still remember when it happened to me. Dang.
MrBlackledge 12
I'll watch out for that one then. Cheers OP
Eliteknif3R 10
Welp if you ever get into that one again you know what's coming...
tj1540 16
Thank you for the handy tip
G6Fari 18
You're evil ?
teazyfisher 15
#16 Haha... I have to hand this one to you.
Agape90 14
I really feel for you, happened the same thing to me
dirtbike351 7
That's nothing compared to the thousand pound weight I dropped on my hand. Broke my hand and almost lost 2 fingers
rylcrazy 6
Doors suck, I had my door slammed on my fingers and 3 had the nails broken in half and dug in.... Fingers wouldn't stop bleeding for a week
Utetopia2014 18
I did this in the removalists truck when were moving house when i was 7 years old. Much pain. Many tears. Wow.
Kotori_fml 3
That happened to me and i know it hurts so much #-#