Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML
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SoulAmeliorate 16
What a catastrophe.
slayertack 19
At least you still have your own cat, and didn't leave that one rotting in the sun.
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Comments (115)
PocketFox 10
Any time I see an FML that references someone's cat being an outdoor cat (such as this one or the person who's daughter left a bird their cat killed rotting under the bed), I automatically vote it as a YDI.
BEButterfly 13
At least you did something nice for the other cat and had a proper burial! Glad your cat is fine.
TheYouget 4
IT'S ALIVE!! * mad scientist laugh*
SaySayGurl 10
You didn't recognize that it wasn't your own cat?
Kenpokid4 2
The cat puns... It's turning into the Prequel comments.
over9000skittles 15
That happened to me once, only I found out the cat was alive a few months later.
Baybiiie 11
Oh well your cat still has 8 more lives
barb_kaylor 1
At least your sure it was a different cat! What if the one you buried and the one that walked up to you were one and the same cat?! That definitely would have been FML!
9echo 17
Look at the bright side. You saved somebody's appetite today.
KathyRobinson72 2
I've done that....had the cat in the back of my car going to bury it and then there's comes my car....I cried a hug him