Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
Today, I ended things with the love of my life. I kept my composure the entire conversation, and was even fine when I got home. It wasn't until I was showering at night and found one of his hairs in my butt crack that I lost it. FML
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Top comments
amadeclton 27
You're very quick to jump to conclusions.
amandasoushek 16
You resorted to cheating based on one strand of hair? YDI
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Comments (157)
JTV6 9
How trusting of you. YDI
5Ronins 4
HAHAHAHAHAHA F you!!
randomname98 22
OP, you're a psycho. You don't deserve your husband if you throw him out over ONE hair.
Oyas12 14
Am I the only one like "You're on the wrong site if you think people will actually back you up"?
AquaManatee 8
Throwing his stuff out the house with no real evidence is a bitchy move.
MossyMegaMan 20
YDI. Who the hell are you to jump to him having an affair before considering all other possible conclusions.
kalbrek009 20
Assumption is the mother of many a marital issue.
Zebediabolical 45
You know that thing you've been refusing to do for him because you think it's gross and nasty? Well, you'd probably get that in play if you want him back.
kgufb 6
Overreaction much?
alexandrarae 13
Maybe its for the best, you obviously don't trust him and theres probably some underlying issues if one strand of hair set you off. So set him free so he can find someone who doesn't go total bitch over one strand of hair.