Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
Today, I ended things with the love of my life. I kept my composure the entire conversation, and was even fine when I got home. It wasn't until I was showering at night and found one of his hairs in my butt crack that I lost it. FML
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amadeclton 27
You're very quick to jump to conclusions.
amandasoushek 16
You resorted to cheating based on one strand of hair? YDI
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Comments (157)
dacheif117 8
Completely your fault for jumping to conclusions. YDI all the way
midnightyell 6
Sounds like someone owes her husband a couple dozen ********.
grunt_fml 17
Honestly, if I were the husband, I would not want her to give me ******** anymore. First, because women need to stop believing that they can make up for everything with sex. And second, because I would be way too afraid that she sees another "hint" for me cheating on her while having my dick in her mouth, freaks out again and bites it off. Now HOW would she make up for that? Pancakes?
LostInTheZone11 29
Wow, how did your husband even marry you in the first place, with the way you react?
bushwhacker274 9
Best admit your wrong, give a sincere apology, for EVERYTHING you did wrong, including flipping out, all things said during argument, and throwing his stuff out. Hope he's a god guy, but be prepared to sell your jewelry if you broke any of his stuff.
tdawg91 17
You found one random strand of hair and you assume he's having an affair??!! You deserve the grey hair and the embarrassment! You must be very insecure in your marriage if that's all it takes.... Or a complete psycho
sassypenguinxox 15
I hope you apologized and are really trying to make it up to him. All that, for your own misunderstanding
limabeans101029 21
You actually threw is stuff out of the house because of a hair?! I hope you gave him a proper apology.
brianlarkin 7
Omg you got no chill
ShenaniganNinja 20
You know who really has an FML to write? Your husband. He has to deal with a crazy wife who suspects him of cheating and throws his stuff out of the house at the drop of a hair and he put's up with all this. YDI OP. He should dump you for this, cause clearly you don't trust him at all.
MLardinos 14
Maybe he has given her a reason not to trust him in the past?
ShenaniganNinja 20
If she's still distrusting then she should end it. Throwing all his stuff in the yard is never an okay reaction even if he was cheating. Why can't people handle stuff like adults instead of vindictive teenagers?
tdawg91 17
Today, I realised that I married a crazy bitch when she threw me out of the house after accusing me of having an affair, what started the accusations? A single strand of her own hair. FML