Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
Today, I ended things with the love of my life. I kept my composure the entire conversation, and was even fine when I got home. It wasn't until I was showering at night and found one of his hairs in my butt crack that I lost it. FML
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amadeclton 27
You're very quick to jump to conclusions.
amandasoushek 16
You resorted to cheating based on one strand of hair? YDI
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Comments (157)
Enslaved 38
Do you smell his dick every time he returns home? You seem very untrusting of him if a stray hair automatically means he's been cheating on you.
devildog562 33
So if his dick smells like a fish stick he's been cheating right ?
Enslaved 38
I had a friend that suspected her boyfriend was cheating. He didn't smell like another girl's privates but more like he just freshly showered. Turns out, after confessing, he did wash himself afterwards with hand soap in the sink of a gas station. Classy!
sabbyheartswhat 23
As terrible as it sounds. And I'm not the type to do it, but smelling the D is a logical way to know. If he's been at work all day he shouldn't smell freshly showered. And if he's been at work all day he shouldn't smell like condoms or another woman either. It's crazy. But if there's that little trust where you're resorting to sniffing your guy's junk when he comes home. Maybe it's time to break up and move along. I meant tell that to your friend.
Clawsified 6
Or he has some pretty odd fetishes...
bobslawnservice 16
Your husband had better be getting the best sex of his life now by way of apology.
Wakachulak 22
Massage your jaw, you will be using it a lot soon.
mrmcleod 29
After reading many of the comments, I've come to the conclusion that this is part of the "apology-make-up" process. Why else would someone submit themselves to this interwebs pillory?
grunt_fml 17
Yeah, exactly. Because apparently sex will make up for everything, right? "Sorry for making my brothers beating you up, because I wrongly thought that you've cheated on me. But hey, let me give you a *******!" And there is another problem. If my wife treated my like this, this "sex as excuse for inappropriate behaviour" thing simply would not work, because I would have a hard time to... well, get him hard. Amongst other things, sex is about trust and how am I supposed to trust her anymore?
sydneysays 15
Not fair to do that to your husband..looks like you owe him a huge apology
ThePols 11
And by apology you of course mean.... Pancakes. Right?
erjazo 17
No...bacon!! Duh!!
False_Stupidity 42
Bacon pancakes!
fantasyworld 39
Pancakes and bacon, a lot of it.
sprout_08 12
Hhh
apk892 7
YDI for being a psycho. You'll be lucky if he comes back.
Migole 36
Uhm wow, overreaction much? I get being angry and upset at first but throwing his stuff out of the house over one single hair? Are you ******* crazy? My hair is a light brown but depending on the lighting single hairstrains can look blonde or very dark, so you're pretty stupid for not assuming it was your own first. And since you and your husband are probably in touch with dozens of other people during the day (crowded trains, sharing a sofa/chair with others, a hug with a family member/close friend etc.) you should realize it's fairly easy to get ONE single hair of another person on your clothes and carry it home with you. It seems to me like you have serious trust and anger issues and you are very lucky if your husband stays with you after this and you should definitely consider therapy.
jerryj 27
No offense, but you seem like a crappy wife.
NLM22 14
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what are the odds of 2 grey hairs falling out from a whole head of hair?.... slim chance... or you have loads of grey hair and are to afraid so see it. I say go and apologize and blame it on your stress in aging.
Zomg_Okay 27
No, don't pass the blame on. ******* own up to it.
tdawg91 17
Or admit that she has no trust in her husband?
countryb_cth 38
It's not a slim chance that two grey hairs fell from her head. You lose a bunch of hair during the day and at night. She ovbiously has more than just two grey hairs. She also said it was long and since it was her own hair, she probably has more grey hair she just can't see it.
Im2Shy 16
So not fair to your innocent husband. I sure hope you apologize and make it up to him.
rachel8234 3
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you have messed up. because you were wrong this one time its gonna mess with your judgement. he could actually go out and cheat today and get away with it because you will second guess yourself if you find evidence.
countryb_cth 38
What are you trying to do here? Get OP more paranoid that she freaks out at everything? She is already a crazy bitch don't make her into a phycho bitch, who knows what would happen then.