Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
Surprise!
steve412 0
Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.
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ChChCharlie 10
What I don't understand is that, if you use other types of contraception, why would she need the condom? Most types of contraception are for women anyway, unless there's a type of male contraception I'm not aware of. Unless you had a vasectomy. Or maybe she missed the pill if she's taking them. Aside from that, I agree with the other comments. If you don't have a teenage kid, and the trash can is inside the house, she has some explaining to do.
kofeinisti 6
Ever heard of STI's? Condoms help in preventing those, you know...
ChChCharlie 10
Ah, good point. Didn't think of that.
peacefully84 19
Unless she's worried about STDs too, or using condoms to keep her vibrator clean.
DocBastard 40
But you can't get herpes from someone who doesn't have it. My wife and I never use condoms. Fortunately she isn't a cheating *****, unlike OP's wife.
kofeinisti 6
She could have used the condom to wrap a banana or something in order to **********. Or if she is into anal she could have used the condom to keep her ***** clean of bacteria while diddling with her backdoor. If there was no **** in the condom the explanation might be innocent.
GothicAngel95 16
Well do you have kids from a previous marriage? If not then sorry but let her tell her side of the story op just reamber to keep a calm mind if she's going at it with another dude then time to move on.
wolleiy 3
Maybe not happily enough? Hope it works out for you!
muffinXmonster 12
Uh oh.
1800chokethathoe 3
call 1800-choke-that-hoe!
LennyComa 39
Oh well
ImSoEffedUp 10
Wow dude.... Sorry to hear that... Guess you were the only one that was happily married.... Maybe you'll find a better one next time... That's unless y'all gonna try and work things out...
mumgee 3
You were happilly married. She wasn't.....