Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
Surprise!
steve412 0
Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.
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missamerica95 0
Get the facts first. Don't jump to conclusions and get angry, give your wife a chance to explain. If you've been happily married for 7 years, I'm sure there's an explanation waiting for you.
mrnuleef 7
Tripped and fell maybe?
xninix_fml 36
^Straight onto a dick perhaps?
annagilbert 6
so then what are you trying to say here?
texashater75 16
Don't worry OP, maybe there is a completely harmless explanation. For example, maybe she's a drug mule and that's how she stores the coke.
TEXASDude45 5
So I don't believe i've had the pleasure... -.-
Feverrotes 15
I find it particularly interesting that almost all the comments thus far are suggesting that OP gives the wife the benefit of the doubt. If the genders were reversed in the scenario and the wife found some female underwear that wasn't hers, OP would've been grilled like a chestnut over open fire by now, with everyone crying out to divorce his sorry ass and take everything he has.
Whachubbleisthis 4
I think ppl are just trying to make him feel better.
icallbullshit 3
You sir are 100% correct.
jreuscher 0
Ain't that the truth!
malchik_fml 0
^ what he said
Demixie 14
I would think underwear and condoms would be two completely different things. It doesn't say whether they have kids from previous relationships, or if anyone has stayed with them recently. While it's more likely she is cheating, there are a ton of other reasons it could be there. If there's no semen in it she may have a sex toy and used a condom to help keep it sanitary. They may have a maid who it belongs to, etc. No one wants to believe they're being cheated on, people are just trying to help facilitate that to give comfort I think; since there isn't more info.
AussieGuy1981 0
Kick the ***** ass!
ambamm135 7
....obviously it's not from him hence the post -_-
Whachubbleisthis 4
Was the trashcan inside the house or outside? If it's outside, it could have been anybody's... Hope things work out for you.
cc_the_beast 6
Many people in committed, (supposedly) monogamous relationships don't use condoms...it seems you're too young to have any authority on the subject anyway.
jlev90 2
I'm pretty sure you're allowed to shoot your wife for cheating in Texas and claim temporary insanity due to "cheatin' ho" syndrome. But seriously you won't get more than man slaughter...
Sidel 11
If they've been together for 7 years they have most likely got themselves tested...