Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
New stars
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Brotherly love
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex with the girl from next door, whom I’ve been in love with for years, but alas she isn’t a lesbian. She’s entitled to date whoever she likes, but my brother knows how I feel about her and seduced her anyway in our shared flat, which was a real douche move. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Awkward
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
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Hunthas 17
Incest, a game the whole family can enjoy :D
ZombieRaptor 5
.. Did he write it? Or something he found.
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Comments (129)
jamescrazy96 17
Run!
Nilorak 24
Forrest run!
audreyfml1994 15
Well, that's uncomfortable.
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
Oh gosh. How uncomfortably awkward...
Nexoux 18
Plot twist: OP's sister wrote it and left it on the computer
JRT98 12
If he wrote it, then I think you need a new brother.
raeepressley 12
I don't know if anyone's ever explained this to you, but being a sibling doesn't work that way. You're kind of stuck haha
JRT98 12
Well... You can always pretend, right?
noobsatin 19
was it any good? some people are into that stuff. big money, big money.
exo_went_insane 12
..and this is how you learned not to put your nose where it doesn't belong.
MisterEx 28
Sooo, you got the physical description of a **** star ey? *creepy smile and stare*
mattmsk005 8
Why are you snooping on his computer in the first place...
Aquaman911 18
as per usual (if you were on YouTube) You have reached the dark side of Youtube...