Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex with the girl from next door, whom I’ve been in love with for years, but alas she isn’t a lesbian. She’s entitled to date whoever she likes, but my brother knows how I feel about her and seduced her anyway in our shared flat, which was a real douche move. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
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Hunthas 17
Incest, a game the whole family can enjoy :D
ZombieRaptor 5
.. Did he write it? Or something he found.
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Comments (129)
clubbing4life 14
Incest to the max!
pussystank 18
I have reached the darkest side of Fmylife.com.
Ihavegas 22
im just imagining you and your sister have one of those long traditional indian names...
celinadepp 21
If he wrote it, I think it's a good time to tell mom and dad and schedule a family intervention..
interesting33 37
I think it might be wise to confront him rather than let it eat at you but in a way, although it sounds bad, he hasn't abused you and he hasn't hurt anyone. I don't think it makes him a bad person or anything,
TheOnlySaneOne 1
yeah that wouldn't be awkward at all and on top of that how do you make him stop I mean if he wrote fan fiction about it this is beyond intervention OP should just lock her door at night.
interesting33 37
It is not necessarily beyond 'intervention' or understanding what is going on. But also, if the brother did want to do something then locking the door might help but wouldn't stop him. However, just because someone is into a certain thing does not in any way mean they will act on it.
worldclassrager 41
At least it's fiction right?
WhatsYOURname6 25
It's weird whether he wrote it himself or not. Personally if I found a story like that with the same names and descriptions as any of my siblings I'd click straight out of it.
EpicDocHoliday 14
Well at least he thinks your hot
CrabbityAnn 10
Ew, ew, eeeeeww. I'm so sorry for you OP. How do you even talk about this and is it wiser to tell your parents and other sister or give him the benefit of the doubt (can you even think of a possible excuse?!). Either way, you'll never be able to think of your brother the same way again. FYL
jennakat01 7
Honestly, I'm not a fan of incest, but if it isn't hurting you, why should you care? He's your brother and you should try to understand him. If you're close enough, then ask him about it and hopefully you guys can help him. Otherwise, just leave him alone. I'm sure he doesn't WANT to be sexually attracted to his own family. He just has the urge. :/ now, if he starts going through your things or tries anything else (don't drop the soap) then you should tell your parents. Best of luck though. :) and definitely FML.
mt631 18
I agree that this is extremely creepy, but I'm wondering why you were on his computer in the first place.
Lahariim 8
You pose a good point
Lahariim 8
He wishes he was Tyrion Lannister!!!