Brotherly love

By Anonymous - 07/10/2021 11:00

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex with the girl from next door, whom I’ve been in love with for years, but alas she isn’t a lesbian. She’s entitled to date whoever she likes, but my brother knows how I feel about her and seduced her anyway in our shared flat, which was a real douche move. FML
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cacheson 41

She very clearly stated she’s upset about her brothers behavior, not anything about the girl.

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RichardPencil 30

Just think of it as a win for your family. You were getting nowhere after years of pursuit, but your brother took it to the hole and scored. Yay, Family!

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Plop 17

Time to find out who your brother is really into, and get her to experiment with muff diving.

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Jon Tessler 14

so you are mad because a female won't conform to your ideal about her. also stop looking for unrequited love.

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cacheson 41

She very clearly stated she’s upset about her brothers behavior, not anything about the girl.

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Jon Tessler 14

no reason for her to be upset. unless she told her brother to "never go after her because it will upset me", her brother is free to do as he pleased.

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RichardPencil 30

Just think of it as a win for your family. You were getting nowhere after years of pursuit, but your brother took it to the hole and scored. Yay, Family!

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bobsanction 18

Get back at him by banging his mom.

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Peter Hubbard 5

he should have talked to you about and respected his relationship with you over the relationship of someone that wasn't family

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xxcutekatxx2 13

That sucks but it happens. I'm trying to work out if you're lesbian though and wanted her to be as well.. or if you're a male and she's told you she's lesbian so you wouldn't pursue her.

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JackWood 20

Why would you **** block your brother like that?

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Jonkbaby 22

Idk. He isn't dating her, at least from what I can tell from this post. Idk

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Dustmop 18

I'd be moving out asap, there's so many other women he could go for and he chooses to go for the one that hurts his sister.

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