Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
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Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex with the girl from next door, whom I’ve been in love with for years, but alas she isn’t a lesbian. She’s entitled to date whoever she likes, but my brother knows how I feel about her and seduced her anyway in our shared flat, which was a real douche move. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
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Top comments
Hunthas 17
Incest, a game the whole family can enjoy :D
ZombieRaptor 5
.. Did he write it? Or something he found.
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Comments (129)
orphanclubber 8
atleast he thinks you're attractive? on second thought that's still pretty messed up fyl op
animalxcrackers 20
So... Does your bedroom door have a lock?
tbon3r 15
lesbe honest. incest is best.. :) haha just kidding. thats disturbing. did he write it?
Zebediabolical 45
It's ok. He was just doing it to get the image of you gagging on your boyfriends junk out of his head.
TurtleLightning 7
Maybe that's what he likes to beat it to, calm the **** down
iwadasn 33
I think her brother creating and masturbating to **** about his sisters is cause for concern.
TurtleLightning 7
Why? Does it affect them? No, maybe he's into some weird shit. What's the big deal
ddlovatolover 23
me and my sister*, not my sister and me. Sorry, I just had to.
Zebediabolical 45
You mean 'My sister and I', right?
TwinkleToes7 15
It could still be coincidence..
lazyslumber 18
Did he title the book '50 shades of sisters'?
vikky538 29
it happens in only india..this quote may or may not suits you...
Kramer1998 20
Boys do weird shit