Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
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Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex with the girl from next door, whom I’ve been in love with for years, but alas she isn’t a lesbian. She’s entitled to date whoever she likes, but my brother knows how I feel about her and seduced her anyway in our shared flat, which was a real douche move. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
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Hunthas 17
Incest, a game the whole family can enjoy :D
ZombieRaptor 5
.. Did he write it? Or something he found.
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Comments (129)
isisorchid 16
Is he a fan of Game of Thrones?
Axel5238 29
I'm wondering why or how some people are defending this because " it's not hurting anyone". Yes, sometimes it is definitely ok to be critical of what someone likes especially in situations like this. It's not to be overly critical about certain things, but sex stuff or what someone gets off too is something you should be critical off especially if it makes you uncomfortable.
heybud289 9
game of thrones lancesters :) sp*
InsanePPG 25
Everyone's making Game Of Thrones references and I'm just sitting here like, "TINA BELCHER AND HER EROTIC FRIEND FICTION!"
GetBent730 5
Lol u read it perv
iandfrench 8
Didn't you expect to find something bad like that it's your teenage brothers computer. I'm pretty sure **** was going to be on it.
Axel5238 29
**** maybe **** with people resembling her and her sister and their names is a different story. That's 7 shades of creepy no matter what.
Neylin 7
I wonder if this was set in place by your brother on purpose to punish you for using his computer. Assuming you used it without his permission and stuff.
Axel5238 29
So the sisters should have erotic fan fiction about them as punishment? Are you high/drunk?
famoose 7
That's.... unfortunate
robj118 10
Don't be nosey
Audem_fml 27
That's just sick.