Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
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Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex with the girl from next door, whom I’ve been in love with for years, but alas she isn’t a lesbian. She’s entitled to date whoever she likes, but my brother knows how I feel about her and seduced her anyway in our shared flat, which was a real douche move. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
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Top comments
Hunthas 17
Incest, a game the whole family can enjoy :D
ZombieRaptor 5
.. Did he write it? Or something he found.
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Comments (129)
Nish007 15
maybe he wrote it and wanted you to find it so that you would stop using his pc
bobslawnservice 16
That is one fetish that just literally makes my skin crawl in revulsion. Someone needs to pull the little puke aside and give him a lesson about the inappropriateness of something like that.
pic516 9
My sister and I
ChakatBlackstar 29
To be fair, he could just be bad at names. As a writer myself I tend to either do extensive research for that one perfect name that fits the character or name them after someone I know in real life, often intending to replace it later but I don't always get around to it, so I wouldn't read too much into it.
copydude 7
Maybe just Maybe.. he knows that she goes snooping on his computer and placed it there to freak her out.. teaches her to mind her own business!
penguin2000 2
Better hide
GlennJakob 1
If I had a sister who went through my stuff I would probably have done something similar to freak her out. You deserved for going through your brothers stuff!
kangelkarma 5
creepy
IntoYourIcyBlues 7
If I were you I would never use his computer again
LilKookaburra 3
This is interesting. I don't believe this FML, because I read one almost exactly like it while moderating a few months ago. The only thing different was the other FML said it was handwritten, not on a computer. Everything else was the same. Hmmmmm....