Kids: Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet....

By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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Same thing different taste

By NonBelieber - 18/09/2013 04:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML

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By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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By immovingout - 04/05/2013 17:46 - United States - Huntington Station

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

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By husbands addiction - 26/03/2014 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML

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By Peter - 27/12/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

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By Twilightsux - 31/01/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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By piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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Pants on fire

By Lucille - 07/09/2019 00:01

Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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savagearmz 6

Wednesday 19 September 2012 0:01

Disown your daughter

TBelle4Ever 15

Wednesday 19 September 2012 0:02

KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!

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noisebox 1

Wednesday 19 September 2012 16:53

Well now you know she worships rich little mutant trolls...

Nbrandwine 7

Wednesday 19 September 2012 16:55

Kill your child.

gc327072 30

Wednesday 19 September 2012 17:29

180- Yes, I forgot. The Rio Grande championship is up for grabs then as well.

Arod62694_fml_fml 1

Wednesday 19 September 2012 18:05

Sounds like Hey Arnold.

megamandude455 10

Wednesday 19 September 2012 18:50

She's supposed to be the future…? I'm afraid now

tildoorf84 7

Wednesday 19 September 2012 19:13

well thank your lucky stars it wasn't in your son's closet

BlazeSaber 1

Wednesday 19 September 2012 19:35

Disowned!

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 19 September 2012 21:23

The kid knows how to play the game. JB, that is...

missnuthin 10

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:22

Better Bieber than Twilight. At least Justin is a REAL person. Having mega-crushes on pop-stars isn't new, and it isn't damaging. Every generation of girls has theirs.

Nolso 0

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:33

BURN IT DOWN!!!!!

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Same thing different taste

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