Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
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Top comments
JanisEvans 10
Who puts an entire bag of groceries into the fridge? Don't you have a system according to which items are organised in there? You know, like normal people?
kozzard 17
you may be on to something there OP. cold temperatures slow the rate of blood flow and help with muscle cramps. now it only matters if sticking a popsicle up there is worth the results
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Comments (110)
fk18 27
You bring a whole new meaning to anti-freeze
perdix 31
I'm thinking you can find some guy to warm you up. Then, Detroit won't have the only Red Wings that play on ice ;)
AntiPrude 26
Lol, how do you come up with this shit?
perdix 31
#16, I wish I knew, because then I'd stop! Do you know what it's like to live with such disturbing imagery? Do you?!?!? It's madness!!!
cheshirecat13242 32
Hahahaha... Oh, wait--ewwww, perdix....
sourgirl101 29
"Madness! This is SPARTA!!"
Mama4ddk 15
um, ewwww! Sparta, lmao
elabuwa 6
Now you know what it is like to have sex with iceman (Amazing friend of spiderman)
thetruerellim 6
Who bags toiletries with food in the first place?
SkipBeatOtaku 33
Walmart.
littlekellilee 45
Self checkout?
alycion 39
Every grocery I've been to. If it fits it goes into the bag. Even if I lay things out somewhat organized at checkout.
hotPinklipstick 24
I was wondering the same thing. I can't stand it when people don't bag groceries properly, it's a pretty major pet peeve of mine. I'll start resacking the groceries if it's bad enough.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
51- I hate when I have everything organized at the checkout, and then they pack everything into 4 bags. Bag it like I had it layed out in the first place.
Mama4ddk 15
Convenience stores do, and the worst part is when they put dryer sheets in with food products like a Hershey bar or something. Yeah that's just what I wanted, perfume accented chocolate. Although speaking of chocolate OP, you may want to get some it might take your mind off the chill!
buckdharma 38
Did you have to Frigidaire yourself?
beaverteaser 16
guess your your boyfriens gonna have a cold taco for lunch
logankyng 15
Not gonna lie, I've always been curious of what an Eskimo pussy is like
IworkAt711 14
According to Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, it's good for you.
RedPillSucks 33
Eskimo pie.
TheBrochure 22
#28 - Good for me!
MrBig123 1
#22 hahaha
IIIIIIIII 7
Well I guess it could be worse
Enslaved 38
"I’m so hot for her and she’s so cold I’m the burning bush, I’m the burning fire *She's the bleeding volcano"
Anumayis 34
STONES!
franklydizzy 5
dude you're good. lots of women , including myself, do that intentionally. it helps with cramps. :)