Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML
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Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
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JanisEvans 10
Who puts an entire bag of groceries into the fridge? Don't you have a system according to which items are organised in there? You know, like normal people?
kozzard 17
you may be on to something there OP. cold temperatures slow the rate of blood flow and help with muscle cramps. now it only matters if sticking a popsicle up there is worth the results
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Comments (110)
misUnderstood23 9
Um, do you not take groceries out of your bags when you put them away? If so, you would have seen em, duh!
Chasse_fml 5
I've heard that some like that... and it should definitely help with the cramps. but... brrr.
astralvagan 20
is that what you call a pussy pop? anybody? nope? ok, I'll leave now
lesley3r3 22
What good is a wet/frozen tampon?
sexual_girl 15
Who said it was wet/frozen? If everything you put into your fridge comes out wet or frozen, you need a new fridge, since it clearly thinks it is a freezer.
FML_14u2c 14
YDI OP, for being lazy and not looking inside the bag, before putting it into the fridge...
NatalieOntheTram 11
Now just put some ice on your nipples and make it a night.
4x4kid 7
smooth move
HyperFLIGHT 6
Wow that sucks
shibler2 2
should have popped it in the microwave for 10 seconds!!!! just a thought.....
lpko 1
you don't have more than one tampon?
skitzymew 19
She just bought them. I'm assuming that's because she ran out. If the box went into the fridge, wouldn't they all be cold? Think before you comment.