Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML
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Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
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JanisEvans 10
Who puts an entire bag of groceries into the fridge? Don't you have a system according to which items are organised in there? You know, like normal people?
kozzard 17
you may be on to something there OP. cold temperatures slow the rate of blood flow and help with muscle cramps. now it only matters if sticking a popsicle up there is worth the results
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Comments (110)
pooldude 24
Microwave it!
paramor3 23
A new meaning to being a frigid she beast! Are you sure you didn't mix them up with your Popsicles? Whoops
KayleeFrye 39
Two pieces of advice. 1. Actually UNLOAD and put away your groceries. Stop being so lazy, and it makes it easier to find something when you need it. 2. Don't wait until you're completely out of tampons to get more. Go to the store when you only have 3 or 4 left. Plan ahead! Do you let your car run out of gas before you fill up the tank?
Pifflebunk 5
Rubycup all the way - saves money and definitely solves this issue!
basscannon98 6
It's ironic if you consider your username...
TheSneakyFox 1
Brings new meaning to the word "frigid".
Muttley9 13
Do you realize how many lovely "frigid" sexual cliches you can fulfill now?
avril2nite 2
Well guys, she was having her period so maybe she didn't care to put the groceries away.