Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, I begged my dad for money, for the first time ever, because even with two jobs I still can’t make rent. When asked why he sent way too little, he replied, "You always said you’d prefer to get love from me rather than money." FML
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
Today, my dad, who never supported us growing up, and who calls once a month to collect his monthly living expenses, gave me an ultimatum: either buy him a plane ticket so that he can come live with me forever (he's a raging alcoholic) OR to send him $4,500 US Dollars (which where he lives is someone's 6 month salary). FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, my dad answered his Skype call by insisting he wasn’t giving me any more money. Thing is, I had been about to ask for money, again. I tried to open a shop in the middle of a pandemic, and I’m 4 months late on rent and utilities. I ended the call so he wouldn’t see his grown son crying. FML
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livewire1701 8
there's always small claims court
Doortje 30
Steal the rest. It's yours anyway.
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Comments (98)
ernie9 3
you dad needs to get a better job since he's borrowing from you
MistyLazuli 0
Never loan the bastard any money again. I don't know where parents get off thinking it's ok to rob their kids. !
philtography01 1
looks like your dad needs a better job. what a cheap skate
okiidokii_fml 6
your dads a bitch. my dad bought me $30 worth of bath and body works stuff for me and a friend an bought me a $20 bag, $30 dress, $20 food and more all in one day. then he gave me the $30 he owes me even though I have like $90 in my wallet
Liamj774 36
Steal $330 from him and tell him to get a better child
bleu0784 6
What about all the money he spent on you from birth to now? Are you going to give that money back?
dolphinlvr7 24
He doesn't owe u that, he paid for ur diapers as a baby
CAT47LOVE 19
YDI because you shouldnt be living somewhere you obviously cant afford