Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML
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jonny2x4
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Why did it take six months?
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xiambam
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Hopefully no one stole the check while you were unconscious.
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webkinzfreak96
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Wow lol
Congratz on first pay check tho!
Hurt much?
First BTW
Congratz on first pay check tho!
Hurt much?
First BTW
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nazooer
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Second!
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just_laugh_along
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that IS the best way to celebrate!
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hopper5101
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There goes the pay check!!!
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Princess_Star
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Aww, that really sucks... at lease you're better now and you have some money to spend.
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DoomJeff91
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on hospital bills! Hooray for irony!
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MK1029
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My hospital bills are non existant. Too bad OP lives in a retarded country full of sheep.
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Person1233
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The "sheep" are too much in debt for it.
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Failzoid
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Ouchies.
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samandpackers
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Yeah no shit ouchies, dumb bitch!
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alexandraa_fml
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This guy needs to win the lottery, or some huge sum of money.. maybe hed burst into flames from the excitement.
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xiambam
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Hopefully no one stole the check while you were unconscious.
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imperfectclarity
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That's the only way you could think of to celebrate? Geez.
:)
:)
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that_guy321
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that's what i was thinking! seems like a silly way to celebrate to me.
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lovemyfml
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I hate smart-ass comments, I also hate smart-ass people but I don't know you
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sodahhhr
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are quails blue?
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nolimits
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Good question - The Blue Quail or African Blue Quail, (Coturnix adansonii) is a species of bird in the Phasianidae family. The species ranges from Sierra Leone to Ethiopia, and south to Zambia, and eastward to Kenya, and is migratory. The habitat of the Blue Quail excludes excessively dry areas. Hope that helps.
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sodahhhr
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no it dosent bcuz it dosent help with my dinner!! i wanna quail sandwhich NOW!!
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Jeremy Phillips
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This ain’t google buddy
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jonny2x4
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Why did it take six months?
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nolimits
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Unemployed - probably got fired for falling out a window the last time he got paid.
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TheLetterZero
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That sounds pane-ful.
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Plumppotato
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thats stupid. celebrate like a normal person - get wasted and hit on your boss and coworkers. you really have a lot of growing up to do.
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Terrimina23
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I remember getting my first A on my report card. I celebrated by falling face front into my Christmas Tree.
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nolimits
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Keep fuckin that chicken!