By Clumsy76 - 20/04/2018 15:00

Today, I moved into a new downstairs flat. I promptly fell down said stairs. I have a broken pelvis now and can't walk or go down steps for 3 months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 673
You deserved it 342

Same thing different taste

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I can understand not being able to have sex, but why no stairs? Can I sign your cast?

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I can understand not being able to have sex, but why no stairs? Can I sign your cast?

Well you won't repeat this FML over the next three months then, at least...

Lobby_Bee 17

From broken plevis to being homeless, that escalated rather quickly.

Or... did it de-escalate? You gotta go up to escalate, and obviously gravity wants OP right at rock bottom.