Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML
Today, my 8-week-old foster puppy pooped on my backpack as I was getting ready to go to work. In the 10 seconds it took to grab cleaning supplies, another foster dog ate my homemade breakfast sandwich off the counter. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet because he hadn't eaten his food in three days, was drinking a lot of water, and was peeing a lot (all signs of antifreeze poisoning). I spent $200 at the vet to tell me that my dog is fine and just didn't like his current food. FML
Today, after massive bouts of diarrhea, vomiting, and doctor visits lasting weeks, I finally got a diagnosis… from my puppy's vet. I got Giardia from my dog. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
Today, my dog managed to get into our cabinet and eat an entire bag of Hershey's Kisses. Now she is puking all over the house and outside too. When I called the vet to tell her about it, she said that it was normal, and to call her back when it was "coming out the other end." FML
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captain_hero89 22
and that's how clifford the big red dog was created
bluejello2001 18
Trust me, pet food & treats are safest in plastic/resealable containers. Learned this one when we discovered the dachshund could open both fold-over and standard resealable bags.
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Comments (31)
Hybricide 8
Keep the bag out of a dog's reach. Always.
KaylaRocksss 7
And that's why you keep the food bag out of reach of the 9 week old puppy. YDI for not paying closer attention. You're lucky it didn't chew through something deadly.
jessicasoho 13
This is a given for dog owners, I put my dog food in a large container they can't chew thru. Also, don't be the owner that only feeds them dry food their whole life. Get them wet food too, just know the pros and cons. Be a smart dog owner.
RayniDae 12
u need to put the food somewhere the puppy can't get it. I have a 7 year old dog that will get into her food every chance she gets. she also gets into our other dogs food when we aren't home
Allie614032 34
Well, I'm assuming you were feeding her in those past four days, so how did you not notice this hole??
thatslifeiguess7 16
you need a food safe container from smart and final
alicelouise66 5
geez. learn to pay attention. ydi