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You should really date smarter people
Then again if you do dump her your basically proving this other guy right when he says that your relationship is going through bad times
I suppose tbh I can see where you and everyone is coming from. If I was put in that position I would dump all I'm saying is that I would annoy me knowing that she is stupid enough to then think that he was right. So to op wait till after the month of silence and dump her so you win both ways :-) problem solved
What if he told her that though to get OP to dump her so that he could have her for himself?
Then the other guy is stuck with the stupid bitch lmao
Naptown!!!!
I spank my self? Lol!
'Today my girlfriend had a month long period' could have been an FML too.
I agree. People these days sheesh.
Dump her ass and say it's a self-fulfilling prophesy; and that if she didn't see an astrologer it would have been fine.
Dump her... Really what's the point if she won't talk to you?
Go kick the male friend in the balls. Then tell him he should have seen it coming through the stars. Should give you a bit of satisfaction at least...
Well if OP did dump her, the omens would be right
lol, female logic
Show her her mistakes don't call a woman stupid is what I should say but in this situation idgaf
There's this thing called a space. I see you found it... Now, for everyone's sake, use it right.
Some people have dicks taste it
CI agree. ? dœñt š?ë whÿ p?øp?è ãr? disagreeing so much.
I couldn't see what I looked like because my head was moving too fast. So I recorded it with my phone and watched the playback. I looked ugly.
The problem is that if he breaks up with her, the astrologist dude would be right. Can't avoid fate, even if it's not really your fate.
Yep, this is a bad omen: Her taking orders from that douche is an omen that they're having sex behind OP's back.
Maybe he was right. You are breaking up...
I think the phrase is 'self-fulfilling prophecy'. After all, she wouldn't have stopped talking to the OP and caused the OP to consider breaking up with her if the crystal-rubbing friend hadn't told her that her relationship was going to go badly which caused her to stop talking to the OP and round we go again.
When I read the first line I was like WTF! Then I read the rest and I was slightly disappointed. Woulda been a better FML :(
Lol same thing happened to me! I was really weirded out for a second xD
U mad?
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You should really date smarter people
Dump her... Really what's the point if she won't talk to you?