Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML
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Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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Top comments
BubbleGrunge 18
Work your bushy pits, girl. Maybe you can photoshop the shadow different colors since that seems like all the rage today.
JskTheFork 14
It's most likely no one noticed it. After all, everyone is their worst critic.
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Comments (31)
Isa_fml 20
Could be worse. My friend's husband posted a picture of her on vacation and she only realised like three weeks later, after all her friends and family saw it, that her tampon string was hangin' out.
anabanana101 15
I bet no one noticed or they would've probably said something? Especially if they know you and your armpit haha
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Hahaha ignore it let people think what they want it's not hurting you any!
spoo 24
Time to learn to put on a thick Russian accent and yell at anybody who questions it!
DJSam909 8
Well it doesn't sound as though anyone really cared and to be honest, anyone that would judge you for having armpit hair is not worth your time.