Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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Top comments
BubbleGrunge 18
Work your bushy pits, girl. Maybe you can photoshop the shadow different colors since that seems like all the rage today.
JskTheFork 14
It's most likely no one noticed it. After all, everyone is their worst critic.
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Comments (31)
youngindian 10
Burn the computer, the room, and the house.
Dthsapprntc 23
That is rather unnecessary. OP could just change the picture. Then track down and eleminate anyone who has seen the picture. That is much more effective, and OP gets to keep her computer, room and house.
vargaso 17
It shouldn't matter that much. At least no one pointed it out to you to make you feel worse
kindasortayeah 25
If it took you months to notice, most likely no one else did. I'm sure you're fine :)
liffagain 16
Embrace it :D
tranced_ 45
bringing sexy back!
englacobain 14
Why do you even care? Hair is natural, so are shadows.
adam_nvx 19
The true FML should be the fact that no one (friends, family, strangers in the night) pointed it out to OP, but then, perhaps they didn't see a problem and OP is just being overly concerned over nothing?
zman92 13
photoshop
Joshery 14
At least no one has made fun of you for it
StellaNox 16
Rather than than flowy hair that makes you look like you have a unibrow in your senior year photo! Believe me.. Still, FYL though :)