Anonymous
South Bend, United States
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
maybe dead in a day
Buffalo, United States
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
pdub523
Longview, United States
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Anonymous
Young love
Today, I thought my husband was going to explode the vein in his forehead when our daughter's new boyfriend turned up with a Mike Tyson face tattoo, a weed cigarette in his mouth, and instead of “Hello” all he said was, “What up, grandpa dude. Is Sarah ready?” Our daughter's name is Sandra. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
nacho
United States
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Notyourstepmom
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Hell no
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Anonymous
Acceptance
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
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chicub 4
Don't judge a book by its cover...
domking1315 20
Dude chillout, she said "op"
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baked_goods 5
I've only encountered certain kinds of people with facial tattoos. Almost all of them were recently released from prison, and the rest were on their way there. Sorry, but anybody who tattoos their face might as well get the word "Felon" across their forhead because that's all anyone is going to think when they see it. It's unprofessional so no good paying jobs, and it's just tacky (remember tramp stamps or barbwire on the bicep? Yeah, that kind of tacky). I'm not saying all people with facial tattoos are bad people, but there's too many out there to redeem the practice.
unknown_user5566 27
94- You contradict yourself in your comment. "Sorry, but anybody who tattoos their face might as well get the word 'Felon' across their forehead...", ended with "I'm not saying all people with facial tattoos are bad people...". You're entitled to your opinion either way, but I'm honestly left wondering what your true opinion is.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I'm gonna have to vote YDI here; he could be a really great guy, and yet you're judging him by his appearance. Give him a chance, OP.
Zachthejoker 10
Never has to dress up for Halloween.
redtigerlily 5
So?
SLC_grumpypants 5
Hopefully she'll grow out of dating guys like that. I'm not saying he's a bad guy but I would say his judgment needs some work
sabrinalove_fml 1
That sucks lol
BracJones214 3
Can he make it dance?
kdodge213 4
I disagree with number 3, if you can't get a job because of that, well that just means their discriminating
tobedd 13
I read "face taco" and was like what the hell and had to look at comments before rereading tattoo
TriflingAllDay 6
It is possible this individual went through a hangover part III.