Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm living with my now ex-girlfriend of 9 years in the house we bought together. What's worse than that is the fact that 2 weeks before she told me she was unhappy and ended it, I had bought an engagement ring. I didn't get the chance to ask, and had to return the ring. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
a1f0sff 25
Well you can always keep it and give it to the right girl!
kman1759 7
Well at least it's out of your life now!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (201)
TheFirstSamurai 18
Save the ring for someone special.
KrazyKatz3 26
I don't really think I'd want a ring that whoever gave it to me had used in a previous failed proposal. I think he should return it...
redmnky21 8
why didn't u just return the ring?
DrMime 10
I think you mean 'return of the king'. Besides, one cannot just simply pass through the gates of Moredor and 'return' the ring!!
CryMoreFMLs 15
65 - I think you have a long, ambitious career in FML ahead of you.
DrMime 10
You mean 'ambiguous'?
CryMoreFMLs 15
You have high aspirations if you wish to resemble perdix and every1luvsboners, so I said ambitious. (Atleast that is what I gathered from your profile)
wisericky 12
Oh great, we got another wanna be. Go wait in line and someone will bring you some paper work to fill out.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
^ How about you go somewhere else and a prick.
ohmandapants 17
^ it was a joke, dickwad. Do you know what that is?
perdix 31
You don't propose until you are sure what the answer is going to be. Consider the ring as your tuition to Romance U. -- home of the Fightin' Cupids! Go Cupes!
DrMime 10
The only school with an unnecessarily advanced sex Ed course.
Enslaved 38
Consider a engagement ring as a down payment to how well your future wife will treat you. You get what you pay for. perdix, (I don't believe this but) didn't want you lonely and getting thumbed down all by yourself. Lol
perdix 31
Ens, it's so sweet you're willing to go with me. <3. I guess it has something to do with that 68 u o me 1st theme ;)
perdix 31
Oops. That was supposed to read "go down with me." It doesn't make much sense without the "down."
omarzrgz 3
So your fiancé is basically a prostitute? The ring is just a symbol of what you promised not how much money your willing to spend on her. If money ever stood in the way of my fiancé wanting to marrying me then forget her.
Clarese 0
Things happen for a reason and at least you aren't stuck with someone that doesn't care about you.
williemac987 5
Sounds fun!!!
Rddvl 11
No not really. It sounds pretty shitty.
perdix 31
Aw, too bad you couldn't make it work out with you. Wouldn't it be nice if you always had lots of your friends hanging out at your house?
DocBastard 40
Just be happy that the last connection you have to her is gone. The **** is some other poor bastard's problem now.
Enslaved 38
Q: What's a four letter word that describes a female and ends with the letters _unt? A: It's Aunt (we all have dirty minds) Lol
upyourzlolz 11
I believe that was a question in that one game "Dirty Mind".
Enslaved 38
Yep! Just played it. :P Great game! Still like "Taboo" better.(:
chels1994 11
Its okay OP, you'll find the right lady. Not all of us are bad apples (:
Enslaved 38
What do ya do when yo' bitch is untrue? You cut that hooker off and find someone new I need another bitch (another bitch), in my life *RIP- Notorious B.I.G*
iseyixes 18
Could've been worse u could be paying for an expensive divorce now instead.....