Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
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Today, I'm living with my now ex-girlfriend of 9 years in the house we bought together. What's worse than that is the fact that 2 weeks before she told me she was unhappy and ended it, I had bought an engagement ring. I didn't get the chance to ask, and had to return the ring. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
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a1f0sff 25
Well you can always keep it and give it to the right girl!
kman1759 7
Well at least it's out of your life now!
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Comments (201)
structuredchaoz 4
Well bud, at least she didn't say yes and then start sleeping with your buddy.
DrMime 10
Where's 'Shovels' when you need him?! He'd know what to say! Lol he's like the Butters of FML. I thought hoes liked plows?
itsame0987 18
Why would you get a ring that took you two years to pay off? You can pay off some car loans in that amount of time. You kinda deserve it for spending so much on a ring. And yes I am a woman saying this.
silentbutfunny 0
Don't you want a big rock on your finger?
calivianya 29
I wouldn't want a rock if my fiance-to-be couldn't afford it. I'd rather wait and get an awesome ring that he actually could afford later, but that's just me.
jman112 2
Fyl you shoulda waited until you knew she was the right one
sharktat2 10
**** that *****..tell her to take a trip to skankville and rotate on a dick sideways!
CrazyManNo9 29
Almost any store will give you store credit in return for the ring. And, engraving doesn't matter too much because they can melt the gold and remount it anyway. So, you can exchange it for a new ring and get a reasonable value out of it. It might even be worth more than you paid for it all things considered, but that's up to the store. And, it doesn't even have to be the same store so you can check others. More important is that you get over what happened two years ago and get on with your life. Yes, most of what the ladies say here is true. Almost all of them are good people. Gotta love the ladies!
tifsuz 9
Sucks, but also sounds like a lucky break! Imagine if you were married to her
Swagg47 0
What a bitch .. At least it's over though!
hewro_failure 11
If she said no it would still be yours then and you could have returned it so the fact that you paid it off and didn't know it was still yours shows that ydi
maiamafia 6
Don't worry OP never a failure, always a lesson.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ I like that approach and outlook on life, very positive. :) Well said.