Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm living with my now ex-girlfriend of 9 years in the house we bought together. What's worse than that is the fact that 2 weeks before she told me she was unhappy and ended it, I had bought an engagement ring. I didn't get the chance to ask, and had to return the ring. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
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a1f0sff 25
Well you can always keep it and give it to the right girl!
kman1759 7
Well at least it's out of your life now!
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Comments (201)
FrankHotpants 31
Definitely sell it, you can't give that ring to a girl to whom it was not intended for. Then not only will you have some extra cash but now you're credit score might of gone up.
EmperorXing 0
Just call 1-800-CHOKE-THAT-HOE
cuddlebunny3548 11
You can always give it to another girl :) why didn't you give it back to the store in the first place?
desireev 18
Well at least you have the ring if you ever need it. I know, guys! I'm just trying to find the upside to this FML! FYL for sure, OP! :(
a7xfoREVer15 0
What a hoe.
DrMime 10
I love hoes! They're so effective in my garden.
ScarletBloom 14
That's bitch! Now you know what kind of girl she is and be satisfied that you gave your old toy to a desperate douche bag.
biggestfan23 11
Some women can be so ruthless
billyyossarian 13
Well you can sell it now!
l0v3p4in 7
Arent you glad it happened before you actually got married? you are lucky NOT to have her in your life..
Wolvy_fml 3
Now you have it and don't née to worry about another one. The girl who truly deserves it will be pretty happy ;)