Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
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tigrouficele2012 44
If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O
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sc3ptical 30
Hairy chests are sexy. Hairy backs... ehhhh, not so much. FYL, though. Your girlfriend obviously doesn't appreciate how hot her man is.
snivellus 6
if it really bothers you, you can always shave or wax, but she's a complete bitch and didn't deserve you, good you found out sooner than later but I'm sorry it had to be like that. best wishes to you!
aoh27 6
my boyfriend is also hairy like that too but that doesn't make me love him any less so yeah I just say screw her you would deserve far better.
dryuminoru576 16
Whaaa? What an idiot body hair is so attractive hehehe :F
xXAlorraXx 11
ouch sorry man, just gotta find that one that loves that sort or didn't care and just loves you for who you are
sharklover2017 11
Omg that's horrible! what a shallow bitch! if it makes you feel better, I think a hairy chest on a guy makes him rugged and very sexy. I'm sure other girls out there love a rugged manly look. just hang in there and be patient for someone who would absolutely love that about you :)
msdtreadwell 15
If you hate it so much why don't you just wax it
BFlowing 21
Men are MEANT to have hair on their chest/stomach, genetically! She was shallow and extremely rude, you shouldn't be self conscious about something that isn't even remotely weird :)
SimoneTaylor1994 15
If you're so self conscious about it wax or shave! Common sense
bcjabona 9
it's her loss. she's that shallow to dump you for the way you look, then **** her. someone is out there that won't be bothered by it.