Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
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tigrouficele2012 44
If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O
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Comments (264)
bloodyfreak_fml 4
yeah totally, there are lots of girls who love hairy men. There's actually a fetish for it.
MissMaryContrary 3
Personally, I like my men to have a little hair. It shows healthy testosterone levels (which equals good sex) and there is NOTHING as tantalizing as that line of hair that starts around the belly button and leads down below the pant-line *purrs*. However, everyone has different tastes. If you're really that self-conscious about it, why not trying to get rid of it. Also, might help if you try to avoid dating shallow ******. Just a thought.
meteor_stream 9
I second on the sexiness of the tummy hairlines :3
Vagrarian 2
Lots of women find hairy chests sexy; too bad you were dating someone who didn't. Better luck next time. And I'd recommend just being comfortable in your own skin and making peace with your hairiness. Shaving and waxing are only temporary fixes. (And if you're comfortable and at peace with yourself, you'll likely be sexier because you'll be confident!)
Joshbnuss 0
Down chewy!!!
seabass32 0
wow thats ****** up. if i had a hairy boyfriend and it bothered me that much id offer to shave him and make it sexy or something. some girls are just so shallow and stupid. lucky for you youre not with her anymore and there are girls out there that love hairy men. lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
What if the boyfriend didn't want to be shaved or 'made sexy'?
weslahc 0
I'm sorry but ur from Vietnam and u have a hairy chest something doesn't quiet add up
5t3ff1k4h 47
He might be from another country, and just resides in Vietnam. Ever heard of moving to another country? It happens a lot.
stunner_steph 0
go shave that thing then!
EightInchNails 9
You carry mammalian traits!? You bastard...
mona_is_here 10
chaos, I didn't call his gf shallow but I do find her shallow and immature because if she didn't like his hair, she should have advised him to shave that 'nasty thang' off. But a breakup? That's not an adequate reason for one to end a relationship. So OP should do 2 things, as concluded from his FML: 1) Fight his issues and get rid of that hair 2) Understand that his ex was just immature and shallow, so he should be glad he isn't wasting time on someone who isn't worthy of love.
roketkween 0
chest hair is hot as long as your not fat
insanesna1l 0
shallow