Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
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tigrouficele2012 44
If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O
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valtraxman69 0
Guess you could say you weren't very attractive to her. OH YEAH!
mona_is_here 10
I agree, she shouldn't have humiliated him for whatever reason. Maybe, the hair was just a convenient way to end a relationship, we will never know. But breaking up with someone must have more significant reasons than just excessive hair. Thats just ridiculous, you know that :) And btw, I imply a healthy, strong relationship where two people love each other and learn to accept drawbacks of their beloved ones. Or at least politely help them change to the better side. If OP's relationship can't be classified as one of listed above, then I guess I was just being too naive and romantic.
mona_is_here 10
I can't understand when people date just for being with someone or for an ability to say they have a bf/gf. This totally ruins my views on the meaning of the word 'relationship'. Many people would disagree with me on that, I won't argue. To each its own.
mona_is_here 10
Lol at 'carpet on his chest' :D It depends on how spontaneous or smart OP's gf is. You could see the following circumstances of their relationship, maybe she didn't go that far in her thoughts. It's all so blurred we build our presumptions on air... :)
domxxily 0
hmmm maybe you should have shaved? DURRRRRRRRRR!
insanesna1l 0
then call me the king of chewies mate. you would be surprised how many women go for it.
jaro_fml 0
haven't you heard about hair removal?
PunaniSeeds 0
if you're self conscious about it, why didn't you get rid of it? but that doesn't stop your girlfriend from being and shallow bitch and you deserve better
Cinn_fml 23
Believe me, Strawberry, I know why. It worries me that people buy into that stuff. I did once hear that a womens magazine was going to have an issue with 'normal' body shapes and sizes, but it didn't go ahead because none of the advertisers would put their stuff in it.
scj 0
chest hair is manly. I guess only little girls are scared of it.