Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
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tigrouficele2012 44
If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O
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notsoluckypup 12
ppl often have body hair in places they dont like and r often very uncomfortable with. i happen to be one of em...op dnt listen to wat ppl have to say wen they say tht u have to wax or shave. u rly dnt have to...u just have to avoid the ungrateful bitches who dnt appreciate u 4 who u rly r...thts all ima say
DROELOELULZ 0
go rape a duck, obv fake - people won't break up for a reason like that :/
Idahoarmywife 3
You have a point, Miss Cinn. I do think both sexes are just as unnecessarily cruel for the slightest of issues. And P.S. I love the glasses. I have a pair just like them.
darkmis1 18
Why didn't you just shave?
randomcory 0
That's damn shallow. Move on duder. Plenty of girls are turned on by that, and most won't hate it. It is who you are, be cool with it and that in itself will be awesome.
TheNewGuy03 29
i think your ex-girl expected you to look like porno flick dudes, and that is unacceptable. i've seen what "excessive body hair" looks like, and it may look strange to a lot of people, but it's your genes. if you do, in fact, look like sasquatch, you can fix it pretty easily. but like so many before have said, there are plenty women out there who can appreciate the way you look and shit. you're a man; take your daily dose of fukitol and keep it moving! |the kid|
Zebidee 9
I think people are just stupid and mean sometimes...
Cinn_fml 23
Thank you, Idahoarmywife, though my normal pair are actually purple. That is true. I don't see why some people expect that everyone fits this 'perfect' ideal they have. I mean, most people have imperfections, but they go out of their way to deal with them. And I don't think it should be that way, I think we shouldn't have to worry that we might be a little different from other people. And yes, Zeb, they are. Unfortunately.
Zebidee 9
...speaking of stupid - when I first saw the username Idahoarmywife, I read it as 'I'da hoar my wife', not 'Idaho Army Wife'. I think I owe her an apology for my brain's immaturity.
Nick_Stevens 3
Ouch. At least she knows who Chewbacca is...