Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
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Top comments
tigrouficele2012 44
If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O
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Comments (264)
chellefish22 0
ouch I'm sorry!
abby1717 0
thats fuckef up
siobuhm 0
bro. wax and maybee you might keep a chick cos i know i hate hairy chests.
KlingonWarrior 0
Rwaaaa greaaar wreeear urgggr. (that'd be wookie for grow a pair)
Mikki4321 0
I hate everybody in every post and comment that implies it's normal to break up with someone over something as superficial as physical matters. And with physical I mean body or looks. If you like someone, you don't just like them because they look good or smell nice. And if you do, you don't deserve to have a partner at all. If you think something is unattractive on a person you like, just tell them about it and maybe he/she can do something about it. I don't like it when my boyfriend shaves off his hair, but he did, and I didn't break up with him, even though I think he looks ridiculous. That's because I love him for who he is, not his hair. All you people saying/believing someone should alter their looks to meet someone's 'boyfriend/girlfriend' requirements need to grow up and realise you will never be in a good, healthy, longlasting relationship that way.
xNephilim 19
What a bitch... I'm sorry, OP, you really didn't deserve that. :( And I agree with some of the people here, you shouldn't change your appearance because someone else doesn't like it. But if it bothers you so much, why not shave? Then again, I do get why someone wouldn't shave... I personally hate shaving with a burning passion, mostly because it causes razor burns and grows back all stubbly and itchy and gross. :/ Oh well. Anyway, FYL. But hey, look at the bright side... Better get rid of that bitch early, before things get too serious.
savbabesparkel 0
Reese your gross!! dude u need to shave or wax. you just wasted your chance with love but whatever cuz there is always other fish in the sea
mickeyroxsox 2
wax it
atomicbaboon 0
it's okay. maybe obi wan can hook you up with amidala.
SaharNar 0
that's so mean :( what a bitch ! forget her !! hunn you can find better ! work on your confidence and try not to give a damn bout what others think :P it's hard I know but helps alot!