Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
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bjf10 22
Foreplay.
MassiveBerry 9
Warming your ass with a hand dryer?
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Comments (174)
_TheAtheist_ 10
Silly girl, sex isn't for kids.
nowthenagain10 8
Anyone else notice how people have stopped liking this almost as if to keep it at 69???
77777771 12
I was about to thumb it up when I noticed.
77777771 12
Who did it. Who made it 70.
perdix 31
You mean physically or emotionally? If it's the former, find a guy with a bigger dick. If it's the latter, though, join a convent or try out another woman.
MolesterStallone 13
Try out another woman? Pretty sure OP's a girl.
perdix 31
#20, yeah, I know. I was saying if she barely felt anything emotionally having sex with a man, she might want to try something different.
MolesterStallone 13
Oh gotcha. Or someone with a bigger wanker.
Psych101 9
31- 27 said if she barely felt anything emotionally. That would definitely be feeling physically. NOT emotionally.
missamazinggg 12
What if OP's guy is perfectly endowed, she just has a huge ******?
kalbrek009 20
21, that's the point...to try another woman if op felt hardly any emotion toward the guy she had sex with....makes the rest of us wonder if you are (a) the guy (b) a virgin (c) just have no clue or (d) just a jerk with no emotion toward people you have had sex with
xicadelaspoesias 9
Some people really don't get your sense of humor, Perdix. Sucks for them. ^.^
MolesterStallone 13
Maybe he was already empty before you did it.
XxEP1CFAC3xX 4
19- I don't respect your picture
MolesterStallone 13
30- I don't care.
nuffsaidboutthat 4
19- unless you are promoting downs syndrome happiness (which I highly doubt), I too find your avatar distasteful. Please act your age and change it
MolesterStallone 13
Actually my brother has down syndrome.
nuffsaidboutthat 4
Ok, I am sorry. Please forgive my presumption. Maybe a nice pic of the two of you just chillin' instead.
MolesterStallone 13
I changed it to my car just for you :)
howrudoin 11
Its a nice car guys let him be proud of daddy's skyline.
nuffsaidboutthat 4
56 - thank you :)
SoMuchSnailGame 3
It would be a scary world if 16 year olds were driving GTRs
MolesterStallone 13
Haha actually the skyline is mine and I'm 17.
the_true_batman 10
It could be that because you were so nervous you barely felt anything. My first time getting a ******* I was so nervous that I could barely feel anything, and I had to open my eyes to check that my penis was still erect and in her mouth. After I had some more experience and calmed down ******** were amazing.
toooldforthis 19
Were? You don't get them anymore? Poor you :(
the_true_batman 10
Haha, well I didn't mean it that way, but I am actually taking a break from dating. Getting my life in order first, hoping the next one is with a better quality girl.
Trisha_aus 15
Batman doesn't get blow jobs anymore? Life is unfair, after all you've done for that darn Gotham City..
donut_gurl 8
for a girl, the first time is never great. don't listen to the fools who are saying its a size problem, because its not. it has to do with rythem, timing, position, etc... you need a few times before you really know...but after a few times it should be better, or maybe you arent sexually compatable.
DeprivedPegasus 1
As long as you take it slow, the first time can be great. Intercourse shouldn't be your first sexual interaction with your partner, there are plenty of other things you can do with them before you feel comfortable enough for the main event.
the_true_batman 10
Damn, hit reply, it didn't let me because I posted too soon, and then it posted it not as a reply.
pandabear125 0
maybe tell him not to go so slow next time
lyssasaysrawr16 3
Been there. Try being on top, more control?
Zangetsu67 5
And I bet it is something he will talk about forever
XxEP1CFAC3xX 4
I. *******. Love your profile picture, is your favorite anime bleach like mine :P?
Zangetsu67 5
Why yes... Yes it is
Jdog619 11
Also, some girls can almost never reach ****** through sexual intercourse; they require extra stimulation of the ******** (via oral or fingering).